Feb 24, 2013 By: wpadmin
Purim Announcements from 17勛圖:
- Mayor Bloomberg Addresses Sy Syms School of Business Gala Awards Dinner, students nervously hide soda bottles.
- President Joel sends out formal invitation to Edon Pinchot to attend 17勛圖, and assures him there is a spot waiting for him among the Maccabeats.
- Sy Syms Professor Charles Harary insists that he did not lip synch his presentation in this years YU Torah Halftime Show.
- Yeshiva College alumni ask Stern College alumni, "What's Cooking?" Stern alumni reply, "Whatever you intend to make."
- To stay competitive with rival giant Amazon, the Seforim Sale has invented their own cloud drive named Ananei Hakavod being dubbed as the first cloud computing given by G-d.
- Israel recruits the Lost Alumni Campaign to find the Lost Tribes of Israel.
- West Village residents protest eruv before realizing it is just featured in the YU Museums newest exhibit, and is not an actual eruv.
- The Alumni office is denying its basketball reunion had a sign that read: "You have to be this tall to participate."
- At the suggestion of the Young Alumni Committee, the Annual Fund office is no longer doing gold, silver, and bronze levels of giving. --The new levels are beer, wine, and Scotch.
